Truth Telling

So earlier today, my almost sixteen-year-old son said this: “Hey Mom, can I YouTube the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show? Because I heard Maroon 5 was awesome on it and I…

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Family Time

My weekend was crazy-busy, what with all the sitting and the napping and the eating and the lounging and the baking and the eating…. Seriously, I’m exhausted just typing this.…

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Out Of The Mouths Of Babes

I’m not a teacher, but I play one on television—er, I mean…I play one a couple times a week. In the form of substitute teaching. Which—when surrounded by twenty-plus kids…

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Omigoshisthisdayover??

Does this title remind anyone else of a Whatchmacallit? Or make anyone want a candy bar, like me?Maybe not.So today has been weird. Not weird in the Inception or Limitless…

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I’m Thankful

Yeah, yeah, Thanksgiving was three days ago, but “better late than never” is a mantra I live by. Like, literally, because I am always…late. For everything.So, in honor of Thanksgiving,…

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Conspiracy Theories

Somewhere out there in the confusing universe otherwise known as MY LIFE, there is a conspiracy brewing. One in which little elves are floating above my head, whispering excitedly as…

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