It’s Monday…Again??

I wrote a little poem to reflect my pure joy over beginning yet another week. I’ll share it with you now:Oh, weekend, why do you do this? Come to an…

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Too Cool For School

As of today, we have four weeks left of school. And in my book, that’s about four weeks too long, Especially when the first three-month-long summer we’ve ever had is…

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Could This BE More Obvious?

Sometimes you just gotta know when to quit. When to walk away. When to throw in the proverbial towel and never look back. When the voice of God is pretty…

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It Ain’t Easy Trying To Focus

Just as I fell asleep last night—in that fuzzy moment where reality fades and drool-inducing slumber takes over (I like to call this my semi-sorta-drunk phase. Though I have never…

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Pass The Salsa

“It is always better to give than to receive…depending on who is doing the gift buying.”I’m not entirely sure this is the exact quote, but whatever. Let me explain.So recently…

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Testing 1-2-3

So it’s Benchmark time at my children’s schools this week. And I’m not really sure what they’re benching (though at one time I could bench, like, twenty pounds or so.…

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Wedding Crashers

Maybe it’s because I have two daughters. Maybe it’s because my interest in football lasts about as long as—oh, look, there’s Blossom on another Old Navy commercial. Whatever happened to…

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Live

I’m taking a break from the silly today because I have something I want to say…something that’s been on my mind the last couple of days. And since this is…

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Who Wants to be a Millionaire?

Not me. Definitely not me. I hate millionaires. I spit on their leather Jimmy Choo shoes and barf in their Louis Vuitton handbags, because my shoes and bags are better.…

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