A Few of My Favorite Things

Let’s just get this out of the way. My computer has a virus. Like, it shuts off every time I turn it on. Or tells me it’s “Not responding,” to…

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School’s Out For Summer

Can I have a head bang? Some rock hands? A cigarette lighter held high in the air? A smoke in the boy’s room? (okay, never mind that last one)I’ve waited…

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Fried Brains

Now, I’ve never eaten these. And mark my words—I never will. No matter how much my dad tries to convince me they’re actually good. Because this is the same man…

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When I Grow Up…

Recently, I had this conversation with my 16-year-old son. It’s kinda long, so you might want to grab some popcorn. Or a pillow. Maybe a bed.Me: “Any thoughts about life…

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The Voice

You know.I hate it when people steal my ideas. For example, I’ve written a few books. I’ve backed each one up on multiple flash drives and obsessively emailed them to…

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On Hats and Holidays

Seriously.I have the crappiest life.Every year around this time things are going pretty well. Like, the birds are chirping, the sun is shining, the scent of yet another school year…

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Much Ado About Nothing

So…this week has been totally bor-ring. Uneventful. Pretty much…blah. So basically, I got nothing to write about. Seriously, I think I just fell asleep typing those sentences. Yep, there’s drool…

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