Yearly Archives: 2012

As of today, we have four weeks left of school. And in my book, that’s about four weeks too long, Especially when the first three-month-long summer we’ve ever had is…

Sometimes you just gotta know when to quit. When to walk away. When to throw in the proverbial towel and never look back. When the voice of God is pretty…

Just as I fell asleep last night—in that fuzzy moment where reality fades and drool-inducing slumber takes over (I like to call this my semi-sorta-drunk phase. Though I have never…

“It is always better to give than to receive…depending on who is doing the gift buying.”I’m not entirely sure this is the exact quote, but whatever. Let me explain.So recently…

So it’s Benchmark time at my children’s schools this week. And I’m not really sure what they’re benching (though at one time I could bench, like, twenty pounds or so.…

Maybe it’s because I have two daughters. Maybe it’s because my interest in football lasts about as long as—oh, look, there’s Blossom on another Old Navy commercial. Whatever happened to…

I’m taking a break from the silly today because I have something I want to say…something that’s been on my mind the last couple of days. And since this is…

Not me. Definitely not me. I hate millionaires. I spit on their leather Jimmy Choo shoes and barf in their Louis Vuitton handbags, because my shoes and bags are better.…

“How do these things relate?” you might be asking yourself. Well, they don’t. Unless you stretch reeeeaally far to make them SEEM relatable…which of course I’ve been known to do.…

Three cheers for Spring Break!And three curses that it’s over. (Wait!—slap your hand over your mouth. I do not advocate cursing on this or any other blog. Even though I…