Yearly Archives: 2012

I ate enough food this weekend for ten people, seriously. It was embarrassing. It’s was awful. It was gluttony to the point of being grossly inappropriate. But still…what’s a Super…

Sixteen years ago tomorrow, I gave birth to my first child. By the time he decided to make his ridiculously late appearance, I was nearly seventy-two months pregnant and weighed…

A large spring has broken on my sofa, and it’s causing me to lean sideways as I type this. I’m so uncomfortable. So unbalanced. So…so…leany. It’s no fun at all.This…

I could never be a drug addict. I’m, like, 99.99% sure of this. Totally. Now, before you’re all, “What makes her think she’s so special that she couldn’t easily fall…

I went to a party Friday night, and I was so proud of myself for so many reasons, namely because: 1. I talked2. I talked3. I talkedAnd I never had…

On December 17, my oldest daughter started coughing. A few days later, my oldest son joined in. Pretty sure I’ve mentioned this to y’all before, but since I’ve dealt with…

Some days my mind is super-focused...some days not. This is one of those days, so I'll just tell you a few things happening in my little world lately.I love Martin…

I saw The Blue Man Group at our local theater a couple of nights ago. To say I didn’t have high hopes is a bit of an understatement. In my…

My husband came home a couple of weeks ago with a gleam in his eye and two papers in his hand. “Guess what these are?” he said.Of course I was…

So I sent this horrific text to my kid’s doctor yesterday: “Do you want it spicy?”To which he sent me this text back: “Woa. I’m telling my wife about this.”Less…