The Good, the Bad, and the Really, Really, Icky

Why do so many actresses and actors, A.K.A. reality television stars, feel the need to announce they have sex tapes? It’s gross. It’s nasty. It’s icky. And it reminds me that I have an announcement of my own: I have Scotch tape.

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Hey! A New Look!

Welcome to my new website! It’s so much better than my old one, in that it: 1.  Has better colors 2.  Has pages that are actually filled in 3.  Has…

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