Why do so many actresses and actors, A.K.A. reality television stars, feel the need to announce they have sex tapes? It’s gross. It’s nasty. It’s icky. And it reminds me that I have an announcement of my own: I have Scotch tape.
Welcome to my new website! It’s so much better than my old one, in that it: 1. Has better colors 2. Has pages that are actually filled in 3. Has…
Last night my daughter was singing a songWith lyrics that went something like this:“I want to play volleyball but no one will Because my whole family is selfish.”She was singing…
I have been so busy lately. Crazy busy. Stressful busy. Like: 1. Too busy to shower. 2. Too busy to get dressed.3. Too busy to wash dishes.4. Or my hair.5.…
So I open my email earlier, and there it is again. A message from Match.com. Another one from ChristianSingles.com. Yet another one from some dating site whose name I don’t…
Hello friends and citizens of Latvia. I see you. I know you’re out there. And I’m flattered that you take the time to stop by my little blog space every…
There’s nothing sexier than a ten-year-old minivan with white paint chipping off the roof (discovered that this weekend) and one door that won’t open (discovered that six months ago but…
This morning (I'm typing this on Monday) I woke up feeling full of life and light, a big smile on my face, ready to tackle the day and all the…
Okay, so the grammar in that title could be better, but it’s late and I forgot to write a blog until last minute and my laundry is overflowing and I’m…
Grab a sedative or some wine or a really strong cup of coffee, because a little history lesson might be necessary for this post. And since history wasn’t my best…